The multi-usages of my boyfriend: Azri

:P

He wanted me to post these, so that we'd be able to list everything down and have a laugh. LOL.

So I present "Multi-purpose Azri." =D

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1. Entertainment center of spastic reactions
= Belly button doom! - Poke/drill/bounce your finger into Azri's belly button to elict reactions. Doubles up as a doubious weather-control machine/button.

= Talk into the ear - Talk into Azri's ear directly, like the ear is something alive. "Helllloooo, ear...anyone in there...?"

= Zoom a purple toy car all over Azri's body - "Zoooooooom...!!!"

= "Lawnmow" Azri's hair or stubble on his chin - Stubble on chin doubles up as a handy-dandy stiff toilet brush whenever needed. Or, I just pluck his stubble for fun. :P;

= Leg hair - Pluck Azri's leg hair. :P

= Finger-walk from Azri's arm all the way to the top of his head, and nestle down in his hair =D


2. Walking menagerie
= Zoo/farm - Want to go to the zoo or farm? Why waste cash? Just get Azri to make animal sounds! "I can say Moo! Can you say Baa?"

= "Woof! Miaow! Cluck! Meeeehhh!"


3. Chew-toy
= Handy-dandy chew-toy - Teething wolf like me? No worries! Just gnaw on Azri's arm or chest to get rid of that annoying itch in the gums!

= Hungry but no food in sight? Just chew on Azri's finger like finger food.


4. Snuggle companion =)
= Bad thunderstorm out there? Snuggle up with Azri and cuddle to sleep. =)


5. The passive boyfriend/possessive girlfriend syndrome
= Possession of Casey - Don't want to let him out of your sight? Just clutch at Azri's arm and be a possessive girlfriend! :P Of course, the guy is willing to be "tortured" like that. (Inside joke, lol)

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I hope I didn't forget anything. I'm quite sure Az will remind me of anything else! Hee hee.

*laughs* =D