"Shaking old beliefs is hard, especially when they've been firmly in place for so long. If you're really ready for a fresh start, the stars deem it necessary. The more you let go, the more you'll be ready to receive."

Ahem.

I'm sorry. But what sort of utter bullshit is that?

Fine. I might practice and believe to an extent about the popularly-known "new agey" stuff, but honestly, astrology, feng shui, and stuff like communication breakdown because of mercury retrograde is just pure bullshit.

"I lost my job because of the stars!"
"I (insert thing here) because the planets are not aligned properly!"
"We've been quarrelling because mercury is retrograding!"

W00t.

Get a fucking grip. If celestial beings all revolved around you, I hope you implode and become a black hole.

What an insane woman. I wonder how her husband puts up with her so much...not that he has done so for the past year...batshit insane.